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The real-time, inane ramblings of a socially inept, pushing-40, blogger, podcaster, gamer, musician, wannabe novelist, movie nut, scifi fanboy, computer geek, comic book aficionado, and new media champion.
Jun 28
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Hey, I only get out in the sun once a decade, might as well take video of it.
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Scotty opens up the throttle in his new boat and tries to throw his passengers overboard.  All he really does is throw the contents of the glove compartment everywhere.
Jun 24
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Since the “King” was just too creepy, Burger King has decided to go with something more subtle this season.
Since the “King” was just too creepy, Burger King has decided to go with something more subtle this season.
Jun 02
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It’s especially funny since the same thing has happened to me.  Now I know how silly I looked.

And, yes, I’m one of those no-life geeks who sits and watches Leo record podcasts all day long.

May 24
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Okay, I can accept the fact that I live in the only town in the free world where the Indy 500 is blacked out.  I mean, who would actually GO to the race if they could just watch it on TV!?  But, given the bajillions of dollars these people make from overpriced concessions, souvenirs, corporate sponsorships, parking, and some of the most expensive per-minute tickets in professional sports … could they at least hire a decent IT guy?  I’m getting more informative and timely results from watching Twitter.
However, I do love the irony of a “500 Error” on the Indy 500’s web site.

Okay, I can accept the fact that I live in the only town in the free world where the Indy 500 is blacked out.  I mean, who would actually GO to the race if they could just watch it on TV!?  But, given the bajillions of dollars these people make from overpriced concessions, souvenirs, corporate sponsorships, parking, and some of the most expensive per-minute tickets in professional sports … could they at least hire a decent IT guy?  I’m getting more informative and timely results from watching Twitter.

However, I do love the irony of a “500 Error” on the Indy 500’s web site.

May 20
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.  The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.  Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.”Mujibar said, “I am ready.”The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister manager, I am ready”The manager said, “Go ahead.”Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,  ‘Yellow, this is Mujibar.’”Mujibar now works at a call center.No doubt you have spoken to him… I know I have.
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.  The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.  Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.”

Mujibar said, “I am ready.”

The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister manager, I am ready”

The manager said, “Go ahead.”

Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,  ‘Yellow, this is Mujibar.’”

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him… I know I have.
May 13
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I love Harlan Ellison.  I also love the irony of snagging this clip for free off YouTube.  I guess they paid him for it.
May 12
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Oh MAN, this is gonna be bigger than Star Trek!  Lol!